are you trying to make this work or are you just trying to piss me off. I think we need to take a break (me to my 3 year old iphone charger)

okay that’s it I’m banning beautifulcompanions.com links on this sub

Why do we hate cavemen so much? With an adjustment period of like 1 month and 2 years teaching they could make a fine modern human.

all this shit comes out like watergate and government ufo hearings and stuff but we never get any information from the united states government about the cheese golem. It’s been 1000 years. Time to spill the tea

okay wokies maybe it’s time to work on our own salute for when the war happens. Needs to be just as poignant and simple as that other one. I’m thinking we all do the soyjack face as a salute to OUR god emperor, Shroud

r/troglodytes: Hey guys. Any tips for making my cave look nicer? Been cold in here recently

I know I joked about it earlier but I am deeply disturbed by the Elon Musk salute thing. Are humans really just like this. For the west Hitler is our boogeyman culturally. He only justttt receded from living memory

dissociating because of joblessness could be the secret to time travel

fuck off reddit. ive unlocked this 23 times? why can you even unlock it more than once. why should I even care. Your achievement system is ANNOYINGGGG

At the club where the seals at!!!!!

“if you have something to say about me say it to my face” Ummm… No??? Why would I ever do that

Yam.. what happened to Cormac

fuck that article, internet historian apologizers rise up

ohhh.. gross. The weird slop my brain makes as a byproduct of thinking is coming out of my mouth again

at what point is it too late to become a celebrity chef

My dick has a marble in it and sounds like an empty spraypaint can when i jerk off :/

when is the fishdom fortnite collab?

LJP Birthday AMA

(WARNING 🚨 MCU RELATED POST) Elon Musk is literally the head of fucking Hydra you fucking idiots. You dont have a Captain America the best you got is me

crashed out on the morning news, even the news anchor was telling me to kill myself

‘Roman’ salute? Are you retarded? Bro 😭😭😭 My american friends you might actually die

Operation Bedtime was a disaster. just discovered wikipedia page ‘list of lost expeditions’

We are down to 17

the scary thing is that Elon Musk would probably have been my friend if he went to our high school

pigeons and seagulls inside KFC always got the same eyes that billionaires have